The Volokh Conspiracy

Only Title 1, apparently.

And you know you're a lawyer and a dork when you think, "Wow, that owner must really love the U.S.C. Congressional and Administrative News Volume but have gotten there just a little too late to get '1USCCAN'!"

What? Oh, like I'm the only one who's ever told a joke that bad.

But if you were an 8CFRFAN would you be pro-immigration, or anti-immigration?

Two lawyers are walking down the street when they spot an incredibly lovely, sexy woman. "Boy," exclaims one lawyer, "I'd sure like to screw her!"

"Out of what?" asks the other.

[Off topic, but inevitable]

UCCGIRL lol

A woman after my own heart!

12B6 -- I'll have to see if those are available in my state ;)

I wanted 42USC1983 for my plates, but it was more characters than my state would allow. The guy who led the private plaintiffs in the Microsoft litigation (from, I think, Townsend) has the cite to the Sherman Act. So it's 15 USC 3 or something.

There are worse things to be than law nerds!

Am I A Pundit Now?: I know a law prof who uses UCC in her aol e-mail address.

I had an associate once, who put DDC LAW, on his bright red muscle car's plates and got 3 tickets in 4 months.

I was a protege of the lawyer mentioned above, Gene Crew, of the Townsend Townsed &Crew firm, who landed the billion dollar claim against Microsoft, among other major antitrust verdicts. Gene orgiinally wanted 15USC1, but that was already taken, so he got 15USC2, which he came to believe is the more elegant plaintiff's antitrust claim anyway. I remember this quite clearly because some lawyers were talking about his license plate and I made the rookie mistake of asking what it meant. At first glance it looked liked an ordinary California plate to me.

A law school classmate of mine at USC who got a license plate that said 1CALLAW. Once he learned that UC-Berkeley is widely known as "Cal" he decided to dump the plate. I suggested he give it to a Hispanic attorney who represented the Unocal Corp.

The same classmate once told me he had seen the actual LA LAW plate while on the freeway one morning.

One of the law librarians at USC in those days -- who had a degree in library science but hadn't gone to law school himself -- had a plate that said NOJD4ME.

I also remember a young man who planned on attending law school and who was already trying to acquire the clothes, car, etc. which he thought went with the career choice. His license plate said AROGANT.

There's a Heller Ehrman attorney in L.A. that has the license plate "UCC 9."

he claimed, hopefully fascetiously, that he had "198 US 45 (1905)" tatooed on his person.

I know an attorney that has Lochner's cite (198US45) as his license plate number.